Am working from home with snow on the roads making the commute look unappealing.  Had the pleasure of a brief playtime with a telemarketer

Hello, may I speak to the homeowner please?

Me: who is this?

This is Suresh from “Air Duct Cleaners”

Me: I’m sorry, I don’t have any ducks to clean.  They swim away every time I try to clean them.

Suresh: I’m sorry.  Have a nice day [click].

He didn’t stay on the line to play with me 🙁